身為一隻癩蛤蟆，就散娶不了天鵝，我也不想娶一個母癩蛤蟆。

As a toad， I can‘t marry a swan， and I don’t want to marry a mother toad。

本著好馬不吃回頭草的原則，我一直向前走，結果又遇到了那棵草。

In line with the principle of good horse does not eat back grass， I have been moving forward， the result met the grass。

上帝造就了我，這是他的創意。可我發現，這創意不太行啊！

God made me。 That‘s his idea。 But I found that this idea is not very good！

無規矩不成方圓。吃飯時忘記自己定的減肥規矩，就不會長胖了。

Nothing can be accomplished without norms or standards。 If you forget your weight-loss rules at dinner， you won’t gain weight。

今天的天氣好，屋子裡面的待得也太久了，準備起身去客廳散散心！

Today‘s weather is fine， the room is too long， ready to get up to the living room to relax！

跟媳婦結婚之前，我的世界是黑白的，沒有色彩；結婚後，全黑了。

Before I married my daughter-in-law， my world was black and white， without color； after I got married， it was all black。

早上跟被窩吵架了，晚上回來，被窩也不給我好臉色，冷冰冰的！

I quarreled with the bedclothes in the morning。 When I came back at night， the bedclothes didn’t give me a good face。 It was cold！

所謂門檻，過去了便是門，過不去就成了檻。

The so-called threshold， the past is the door， can not be turned into a threshold。

其實我不算醜，只是沒得不太明顯，而你們也沒那個發現美的眼。

In fact， I‘m not ugly， but it’s not obvious， and you don‘t have the eye to find beauty。

上帝給你一雙發現美的眼睛，你卻用來翻白眼，資源浪費。

God gives you a pair of eyes to find beauty， but you use them to roll your eyes， which is a waste of resources。

我嘗試著讓自己成為一個風趣的人，結果，畫風偏了，成了個逗比。

I try to make myself a funny person， as a result， the style of painting deviates and becomes a teaser。

小時候就想成為一個帥哥，現在終於實現了，成了哥，但是不夠帥。

When I was a child， I wanted to be a handsome guy。 Now I have finally realized that I am a handsome guy， but I am not handsome enough。

年底了，考試的作弊計劃完成得很不錯，算是給今年劃了一個完美的句號。

At the end of the year， the cheating plan of the examination was completed very well， which can be regarded as a perfect ending for this year。

我不胖，只是比較懶，懶得去瘦！

I’m not fat。 I‘m just lazy。 I’m too lazy to be thin！