好馬不吃回頭草這個沒了繼續找

Good horses don’t eat， turn their heads， this is gone， keep looking

善解人意是特麼什麼東西 委屈我自己讓你開心嗎

What is empathy？ I wronged me to make you happy

你要是對我有意見，那你就給我打電話，如果你沒有我電話，那你就不配對我有意見

If you have opinions on me， then you call me， if you don’t have my phone， then you don’t match me with opinions

很遺憾，不在一個檔次我們連敵人都做不了

It‘s a pity that we can’t even do the enemy in a class

廉價的愛情我不配，庸俗的金錢我最值得

I‘m not worthy of cheap love， I’m most worthy of vulgar money

一腳踏兩船太容易翻，踏一萬條船想翻也翻不了

It’s too easy to tip over two boats with one foot， and you can’t tip over 10，000 boats

只要我足夠冷漠，難過的那位絕對不是我

As long as I am cold enough， the sad one is definitely not me

二選一的時候別選我 我不做任何人的第二選擇

Don’t choose me when you choose one

找個男朋友 要求不高 跟女孩子講過話的不要

Find a boyfriend。 Not demanding。 Don’t talk to girls。

都說女生是水做的，溫柔不會亂髮脾氣，我也是哇，只不過我是雪碧做的，得捧著不能晃，不然容易爆炸

It’s said that girls are made of water， gentle and won’t lose their temper。 I’m also wow， but I’m made of Sprite， so I have to hold it and not shake it， otherwise it will explode。

你為什麼不回我訊息，就因為我沒發嗎？

Why don’t you reply to me because I didn’t send it？

我不喜歡後來者居上，我栽樹必須我乘涼，不然我就把樹砍了

I don’t like latecomers to the top。 I plant a tree and I have to take the shade， or I will cut the tree