家有男孩子，不是陪著玩車，玩槍，就是陪著看奧特曼。

There are boys at home， either playing with cars， guns or watching Altman。

奶爸都想要一個自己的小公主，但是奶孩子的快樂，男人永遠體會不到。

Dads want a little princess of their own， but men will never realize the happiness of nursing children。

有點時候真想換個環境，換個心情，換成另外一個人。

Sometimes I really want to change my environment， my mood and another person。

你能給的我不想要，我想要的你給不了。

I don‘t want what you can give， but you can’t give what I want。

一天不洗臉，都感覺油膩膩的，真的不敢想象那十天半個月不洗澡的人。

If you don‘t wash your face for a day， you feel greasy。 I really can’t imagine the person who doesn‘t take a bath for ten days and a half months。

你是風兒，我是沙，吹到海里，都不見啦！

You are the wind， I am the sand， blowing into the sea， are gone！

大海啊，全都是水，辣椒啊，可真辣嘴，這是誰，光說大實話。

The sea is full of water and pepper。 It’s really spicy。 Who is it？ Just tell the truth

媽媽輩看的是，小蝌蚪找媽媽，我這輩看的是，葫蘆娃，兒子輩看的是，喜洋洋和灰太狼。

The mother generation is looking for the tadpole to find her mother， my generation is looking for the gourd baby， and the son generation is looking for the happy and grey wolf。

人生最大的意義是什麼，其實很簡單，掙錢，吃飯，睡覺。

What is the greatest significance of life， in fact， is very simple， making money， eating， sleeping。

我和你不同，最大的不同就是，我是女人，你是男人。

I am different from you。 The biggest difference is that I am a woman and you are a man。

心裡受傷的時候，真的需要的不是太多，只要一個溫暖的肩膀靠靠就行了。

Heart injury， really need is not too much， as long as a warm shoulder on the line。。